Friday, 11 July 2008
We’re Oh So…
Contributed by Russ Vaughn

We’re hip, we’re cool and oh so arty;
We’re Democrats, the smarter party.
We’re sophisticated unlike you;
We understand merci beaucoup.
We’re urbane while you’re provincial;
We’re worldly-wise, so existential.
We’re cultured, complex, so refined;
We’ve left you ignorant serfs behind.
We’re witty authors of clever puns,
While you clods cling to God and guns.
Were you not so closed and clannish,
We’d have you peons speaking Spanish.
We say all this with knowing smirks;
We’re Democrats, you red-state jerks.

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Bill Faith adds:

Thomas Lifson emailed this afternoon to say Sean Hannity had seen Russ's poem on American Thinker and read it on the air. Howl on, Dog!

Contributed by Russ Vaughn on July 11, 2008 at 12:45 AM in Obamanation, Politics, Russ Vaughn | Permalink

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