Get Me from the Church on Time
Contributed by Russ Vaughn
Thanks to Scott Johnson at Power Line for the inspiration and apologies to Lerner & Loewe
I’m gettin’ elected in November;
Ding, dong the polls are gonna chime.
So plug in some stoppers,
I’ll tell some more whoppers,
To get me from this church on time.
I’m gonna be there in November;
Just one more Hill left to climb.
She’s kickin’ up a rumpus,
Still trying to bump us,
So get me from this church on time.
I’ll still be running in November,
If I can dodge the Clinton
Billary’s tryin’ to tar me,
With their Blue Collar Army;
Please get me from this church on time.
I’m gettin’ elected in November;
Ding, dong the polls are gonna chime.
Rush Limbaugh wants to diss me;
Chris Matthews wants to kiss me;
Just get me from this church on time.
I gotta make it to November,
Got to avoid the grit and grime.
If I dump the racist preachers
And fools cheering in the bleachers,
Will that get me from this church on time?
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