Thursday, 05 July 2007
Speedy Al
Contributed by Russ Vaughn

A thing we all contend with
As a decidedly un-green nation,
Is Al Gore’s global warming myth
And his gaseous pontification.
But little Al’s a different breed,
Not so pure nor quite so pious,
Showed us how Greens still love speed,
By doing a hundred in a Prius.

Russ Vaughn

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Al Gore Defends Arrested Son’s Carbon Offset Strategy
Scott Ott

(2007-07-05) — Al Gore, the concert organizer and former U.S. vice president, today defended his son, Al III, after the younger Gore’s arrest for speeding and drug possession, applauding his use of the hybrid Toyota Prius to offset the carbon emissions of his smoking marijuana. ...

Contributed by Russ Vaughn on July 5, 2007 at 12:47 PM in Poetry, Russ Vaughn | Permalink

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