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Dear Nancy and the Three Fatheads.
The Gray Dog
As our heroine wandered through the study of the “Three Fatheads”, she pondered the Bard’s soliloquy, “To surge, or not to surge? That is the question!”
She then stumbled upon Ted “Jabba” Kennedy’s troop assessment: “No Additional Troops!”
“Oooh,” she cried. “This assessment is toooooo small!”
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As she continued rifling through the desk, with a light-handed deftness that was the envy of Sandy Burger, she came across John “Conehead” McCain’s assessment: “We need 40,000 to 60,000 more troops in Iraq!”
“Oh my,” Nancy squealed. “This assessment is toooooo big!”
Near exhaustion, Dear Nancy finally comes to the final troop assessment. As she hefts the document in the palm of her hand she says, “Not too small, not too big. This assessment looks just rig…. What? This is W’s assessment? This must be wrong! Ted! Ted! Wait for me! I’m with you Jabba!” ...
