Homo Republicanus?
Contributed by Russ Vaughn
Is nothing more disgusting,
Than these congressional scenes,
Of a Republican gone lusting,
After pages in their teens?
It’s what the Dems would have us think,
That nothing’s gone before us,
To make esteem so quickly sink,
And to our bones abhor us.
The horror of it all the Dems cry,
The worst we all could fear.
My word can you believe this guy?
A Republican, right-wing queer?
They thought they had them in their camp,
They’d locked the homo vote;
But now this pederast Florida scamp
Shows they’re all not in their boat.
They stood, they cheered for Gerry Studds,
Their champ at turning teenies,
By playing with pubescent puds,
Turning pages into queenies.
And don’t forget their Barney boy,
‘Bout whom we need be frank,
Who blew us off ‘bout his boy toy,
You know? That still smells rank.
So how did this guy Foley,
End up on the evil right?
He was theirs by all that’s holy,
Must get their buns all tight.
They’ve owned that homo vote for years,
Must be causing quite a stench.
To lose the lock they had on queers;
Bet they’ll claim that Foley’s French.
Russ Vaughn
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